ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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