why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Sorry my hands just texted you
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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