That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.