Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
27 Drunk People That Pissed Off The Cops And Got What They Deserved
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.