Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You're a disaster