Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
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Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
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You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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