every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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