i was born a porn star she said
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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