the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
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How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
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