omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
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You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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