U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
The power of my boobs compel you
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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