Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I just googled if crying burns calories
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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