How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
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It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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