when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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