Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
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he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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