Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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