Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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