Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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