I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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