I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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