Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Randomize
