saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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