my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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