p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
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Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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