I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're like a gay fantastic four
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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