yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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