The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
oh good, I think they're gone
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!