remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
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We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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