no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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