Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I lost the right to judge tonight
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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