Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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