I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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