I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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