what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
These 27 Infuriatingly Annoying Habits Will Ruin Your Day
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm just crazy horny about you
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours