So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.