i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him