I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
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If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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