Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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