I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
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But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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