You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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