i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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