Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
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IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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