I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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