Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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