i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
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You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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