how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
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He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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