There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
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