Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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