Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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