oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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