Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
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You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
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COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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