My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
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We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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