i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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