margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
you would pick up someone in the library
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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